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ekkehard altenburger  - mirrorhouse (1996)

ekkehard altenburger  - mirrorhouse (1996)

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@1 week ago with 3089 notes

You know what? I like that I am happy in my own body. Bitch, this is my white, 9 stone, 5”3 body, and if you don’t see me for what lies underneath and past some lame ass statistics, you ain’t worth my time. Hoe.

@1 month ago with 1 note

Empathy Test 

swissbeauty:

superqueermaestro:

moriarty-owns-secrecy:

jimmoriartysendshislove:

melpocket:

petrichoraljuniper:

diamond-orloj:

englishpolkadots:

tinaofficial:

a-sea-of-writings:

captaindog:

sylph-of-rage:

dreamer-of-doom:

megustagaga:

2uper2ecret:

helloitsmeagainsorry:

0 - 32 = low (most people with Asperger Syndrome or high-functioning autism score about 20)
33 - 52 = average (most women score about 47 and most men score about 42)
53 - 63 is above average
64 - 80 is very high
80 is maximum

Score: 17.

Not surprising. 

Your score: 38

Omg I’m average Say whaaaaa—

38

25

16…

what even

43…

33.

16… Somehow, I’m not surprised.

45. Yeah. Not too much of a surprise.

64

24…

56

23. yeah…

35

Haha, I’m slightly above people with Asperger Syndrome! :-)

2. Not surprising. I always become people’s therapist.

53. EMPATHY IS NO FUN. Whenever someone’s in pain I normally get the same pain too, even though there’s nothing wrong with me. My shoulder likes to ache a lot because my Mums’ shoulder aches a lot. Le sigh.

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@1 month ago with 26088 notes

: I absolutely cannot stand the assumptions the government feel they are... 

musclesbetter:

I absolutely cannot stand the assumptions the government feel they are allowed to make about people’s lives, in particular to student finance. My parents do not declare their income (not even to each other) but my dad says they definitely earn over the boundary where I get no grant from the government. Much like with EMA I cannot comprehend why the assumption is made that because my parents have money that have money.

Not all children are spoiled.

Not all teenagers are spoiled.

I have never been spoiled.

By spoiled I mean that in order to have a social life or new clothes or any luxuries I had to get a job - a job that has and will affect my ability to learn due to the amount of time it takes up in my life. My parents currently give me what I need (food, toiletries, etc) but when I’m living in Manchester I have to live off of (excluding luxuries like drinking, new clothes) a loan - that will be smaller than other people’s because my parents earn over the “limit” - and a part time job. 

My parents’ money is my parents’ money, not mine. So why should I be affected so greatly because of what they earn?

This, a thousand times over. I was very sneaky and looked at how much my parents earned over the year on student finance and I was shocked to discover it was less than I thought. My parents are very good at saving and spending the bare minimum, but at the same time spending on what matters, such as a lovely house with a nice garden.

That said, they are still over the threshold. Much like Gina, I don’t get a lot of money. I am not spoilt. Sure, there are meals on the table, and I get money for travelling to and from college, with a pound spare for a nice fineliner or a chocolate bar, but that is it. My Mum is genuinely concerned at how I’m going to survive away from home because she cannot afford to give me £80 a week for groceries and general living expenses. Not to mention I’m going to do an art based degree; have you seen how expensive all those pens and pads of paper and paint get?!

And that is why I am going to have to work my self to skin and bone for 3 months over the summer so that when I do go to university, I have money to feed myself. What makes me angrier, is that I hear about people getting these £1000 grants and spending it on clothes and dvds and nights out. It will take me a month and a half to earn that money at least, and yet they get it on a plate and waste it.

The student finance system does not work as well as it should. Brb, moving to Scotland.

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@2 months ago with 30377 notes

When somebody gets a taste of their own medicine.

Maybe now you’ll understand how I felt, huh, bitch, HUH?!

@2 months ago
rosuu:

did-you-kno:

Source


but also People who are disposed to staying up late are less reliable and more likely to suffer from depression and various addictions when compared to early risers. 

Eh, you win some, you lose some

rosuu:

did-you-kno:

Source

but also People who are disposed to staying up late are less reliable and more likely to suffer from depression and various addictions when compared to early risers. 

Eh, you win some, you lose some

@1 week ago with 21441 notes

Woman Who Made Fun Of American Apparel Contest Wins, American Apparel Act Like A Bunch Of Babies
Nancy Upton, the gorgeous prankster who satirized American Apparel’s condescending search for a plus-sized model with smutty and silly overindulgence photos, actually won the online contest! Then American Apparel acted all American Apparel and wouldn’t recognize her victory, even though she had far and away the most votes. Here are some more of the photos that lampooned the contest and won the hearts of online voters.




American Apparel’s Pissy Response To Nancy Upton, In Part
“It’s a shame that your project attempts to discredit the positive intentions of our challenge based on your personal distaste for our use of light-hearted language, and that “bootylicous” was too much for you to handle. While we may be a bit TOO inspired by Beyoncé, and do have a tendency to occasionally go pun-crazy, we try not to take ourselves too seriously around here. I wonder if you had taken just a moment to imagine that this campaign could actually be well intentioned, and that my team and I are not out to offend and insult women, would you have still behaved in the same way, mocking the confident and excited participants who put themselves out there?”
 … “Oh—and regarding winning the contest, while you were clearly the popular choice, we have decided to award the prizes to other contestants that we feel truly exemplify the idea of beauty inside and out, and whom we will be proud to have representing our company.”

I love her, she is FAB! :))))))))))

Woman Who Made Fun Of American Apparel Contest Wins, American Apparel Act Like A Bunch Of Babies

Nancy Upton, the gorgeous prankster who satirized American Apparel’s condescending search for a plus-sized model with smutty and silly overindulgence photos, actually won the online contest! Then American Apparel acted all American Apparel and wouldn’t recognize her victory, even though she had far and away the most votes. Here are some more of the photos that lampooned the contest and won the hearts of online voters.

American Apparel’s Pissy Response To Nancy Upton, In Part

“It’s a shame that your project attempts to discredit the positive intentions of our challenge based on your personal distaste for our use of light-hearted language, and that “bootylicous” was too much for you to handle. While we may be a bit TOO inspired by Beyoncé, and do have a tendency to occasionally go pun-crazy, we try not to take ourselves too seriously around here. I wonder if you had taken just a moment to imagine that this campaign could actually be well intentioned, and that my team and I are not out to offend and insult women, would you have still behaved in the same way, mocking the confident and excited participants who put themselves out there?”

  “Oh—and regarding winning the contest, while you were clearly the popular choice, we have decided to award the prizes to other contestants that we feel truly exemplify the idea of beauty inside and out, and whom we will be proud to have representing our company.”

I love her, she is FAB! :))))))))))

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@2 weeks ago with 7371 notes

canni8al:

kitty-rogue-katskratch:

arrogantshark:

baklavagina:

razzledazzy:

hada-da-demon:

all1sees:

tomatoesaremine:

geegiivesyouwiings:

TRICK!

OMFG

HOLY SHIT.

OHHHHH~

shit bro

i believe in miracles

this is a beautiful thing. 

yeeees

MIRACLES

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@1 month ago with 73170 notes

bloodgazm:

firebird68:

violentdelightssexyends:

Oh my God.

I’m so aroused by this

I NEED IT IN MY LIFE AND AROUND MY LEG.

I’m distracted by this woman’s nice ass and legs and hint of tramp stamp, but yeah I’d like one of those. It’s like a thigh holster. Those are useful!

If you put this on it comes with superhero powers

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@1 month ago with 508 notes
finalellipsis:

There’s nothing you can do that can’t be pun
Nothing you can sing that can’t be pun
Nothing you can pun but you pun how to pun the pun

finalellipsis:

There’s nothing you can do that can’t be pun

Nothing you can sing that can’t be pun

Nothing you can pun but you pun how to pun the pun

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